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Kerala Jokes

A Deepti Gopal's Collection

Abhilash – What are you doing with that paper?

Suresh – I am writing a letter to my girl friend.

Abhilash- But you said, you don’t know to write.

Suresh – But, my girl friend don’t know to read.. !!

 

Manoj – What did your father say about your wrecking the car?

Rajesh- Shall I leave out the swear words.

Manoj- Yes

Rajesh – He did not say anything.

 

Teacher – Sita, what’s your father’s name?

Sita – It’s Dad.

Teacher – What name your mother call him?

Sita – She don’t call him any name. She respects him.

 

Foreigner – I often wondered why Keralites were such tea drinkers.

Mallu – Yes

Foreigner – I know now, why. Today I had some of their coffee.

 

Gokul – ASIANET TV shouldn't show "TALK WITH THE CHIEF MINISTER" before "CINEMALA".

Hari – Why?

Gokul – They don’t want anymore laughing for CINEMALA

 

Jose – So your wife is broadminded.

Hari – But she believes there are only two sides for arguments. Hers and her mothers.

 

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